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me as a dad

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planning a burglary

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Click here to watch Stephen Colbert take a look at impossible beauty standards on The Colbert Report.

Meanwhile, full episodes of The Report are always available on the Comedy Central app.

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So called ‘late-bloomers’ get a bad rap. Sometimes the people with the greatest potential often take the longest to find their path because their sensitivity is a double edged sword- it lives at the heart of their brilliance, but it also makes them more susceptible to life’s pains. Good thing we aren’t being penalized for handing in our purpose late. The soul doesn’t know a thing about deadlines.

— Jeff Brown (via venuschild)
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You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

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She wouldn’t stop playing with guns so we set off some fireworks

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I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him

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*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*

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British Rowing Team Poses Naked to Help Fight Homophobia. (x)

i’d like to thank not only god but also jesus for this gifset 

Well I just died.

Lady boner

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LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin


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Call your mother. Tell her you love her. Remember you’re the only person who knows what her heart sounds like from the inside.

— wow this made me sad. (via jumpscare)
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