me as a dad
planning a burglary
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You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.
I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time**goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*
*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*
British Rowing Team Poses Naked to Help Fight Homophobia. (x)
i’d like to thank not only god but also jesus for this gifset
Well I just died.